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Can you tell the difference between an actual rhino birth and Ace Ventura coming out of its butt? And if so, can you explain it to us?
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 1m 52s
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Welcome to phase 1 of the Macho Man Slim Jim Cinematic Universe.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 1m 39s
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We discover the perfect director for our upcoming cinematic universe, ponder all the gross stuff we've probably eaten at restaurants, and consider -- in pretty careful detail -- what it would take to make the realest-looking fake Cinnabon with stuff we found at Home Depot.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 59m 51s
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Max and Brian managed to find the weirdest bathroom in all of San Francisco.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 55m 8s
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Scott Bromley!
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 56m 11s
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It's time to talk about Danzig for like six hours straight, then design our own custom Ninja Turtle pizzas and ponder millennial midlife crises.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
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Length: 1h 10m 33s
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We debate the nuances of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' characterization, remember our backyard funerals for our fallen G.I. Joes, and analyze to what extent Playmobil has lost its mind.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.
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Length: 1h 2m 13s
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Ryan tells us about his dad's wedding, Scott shares life hacks for San Francisco weed delivery services, Brian discovers how good Chicago's cuisine is, and we all make fun of each other's recent Amazon purchase history.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.
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Length: 1h 50s
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Special guest Lucy O'Brien teaches us about New Zealand, and Wikihow teaches us how to do sex things.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Lucy O'Brien.
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Length: 1h 1m 42s
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Kristin Van De Yar is back again this week to drop a bombshell on us: She was a Sega kid. Everything makes sense now!
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
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Length: 54m 37s
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Kristin Van De Yar returns to share her thoughts on Lucky Charms, posterior entertainment, Tinder, and nonsense foods.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.
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Length: 59m 14s
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Grocery Outlet is gross, the Mythbusters are wrecking homes, and we make some difficult choices about what food we'd want to be stuck with for an entire year.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 2m 8s
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Max and Brian do their best to explain the mysteries of the urinal to Jenn. Other topics include the Amish, how to spend a million bucks like an idiot, and true horror stories of public embarrassment.
Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.
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Length: 1h 25m 13s
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Since Ryan isn't here to babble endlessly about the Suicide Squad, we take the opportunity to describe our dream superhero movies.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 1m 28s
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For your listening pleasure, we present the world's most authoritative and expertly curated collection of Hamburglar lore.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 55m 21s
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We reveal our carefully-thought-out fan cast for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, hear horror stories about Scott's vacation to a nudist colony, and learn that Ryan has no idea about what a child's birthday party should entail.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 1m 56s
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We learned more than we bargained for about Max's weird back hair, which is equal parts "werewolf ass" and "police sketch artist's rendition of Satan."
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 58m 30s
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All hail Jared Petty, King of Ropes!
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
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Length: 1h 6m 40s
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It's poopin' day at Scott's house, and guest host Jared Petty is here for the festivities.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.
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Length: 1h 7m 18s
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The Comedy Button: Your most trusted source for the worst smells on Earth.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 55m 17s
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7-Eleven doesn't have a mascot, so we made up a cool werewolf for them.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 58m 4s
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We reminisce about our favorite school lunches, quiz Ryan about exactly what the hell a Dungeon Master is, and try to figure out who bought all of the saddest toys at Kay Bee.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 4m 26s
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Which one of us paid a visit to Ikea on Christmas Eve? Has Scott had relations with his weird sex egg yet? And could Ryan get here in the time that it would take us to fly to Texas and back?
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 57m 39s
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Wow, 2019 sure is amazing, isn't it?
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 57m
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In our best post-Christmas Christmas episode ever, we can't figure out why people eat candy canes, Ryan doesn't have a clue what cream soda tastes like, and we've got some questions about Santa Claus.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 56m 41s
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We're pretty sure criminals have ruined ski masks for everyone else, forever.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 1m 27s
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We're here to tell tales from the Caramel Tasting Festival, give you some tips for dealing with stress, and figure out what kind of shoe we'd most like to be.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 7m 17s
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We're cooking with SPORTS, baby.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 1h 5m 57s
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Ryan lives his entire life like the "BUT THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!" guy in the first 10 seconds of every infomercial.
Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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Length: 59m 10s
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Max and Jenn regale us with stories of their Japanese honeymoon, where they discovered weird sex corners in every store, fought deer, and visited an amusement park.
Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guests Jenn Scoville and Kristin Van De Yar.
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Length: 59m 1s