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TCB: Episode 391


Posted on Jun 28, 2019



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Guest host Jared Petty returns to reminisce about making weird soda cocktails, help us figure out WTF is up with Applebee's, and play a quick round of "Which Person Would You Eat?"

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 9m 46s

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TCB: Episode 390


Posted on Jun 21, 2019



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Scott and Ryan are home alone! You know what that means: candy dinner, Disney karaoke, swapping stories about our wives, talking about weird dumb movies, and doing only the easy chores.

Starring Scott Bromley and Ryan Scott.

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Length: 1h 6m 18s

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TCB: Episode 389


Posted on Jun 14, 2019



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Can you tell the difference between an actual rhino birth and Ace Ventura coming out of its butt? And if so, can you explain it to us?

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 52s

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TCB: Episode 388


Posted on Jun 07, 2019



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Welcome to phase 1 of the Macho Man Slim Jim Cinematic Universe.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 39s

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TCB: Episode 387


Posted on May 31, 2019



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We discover the perfect director for our upcoming cinematic universe, ponder all the gross stuff we've probably eaten at restaurants, and consider -- in pretty careful detail -- what it would take to make the realest-looking fake Cinnabon with stuff we found at Home Depot.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 59m 51s

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TCB: Episode 386


Posted on May 24, 2019



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Max and Brian managed to find the weirdest bathroom in all of San Francisco.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 55m 8s

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TCB: Episode 385


Posted on May 17, 2019



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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Scott Bromley!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 11s

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TCB: Episode 384


Posted on May 10, 2019



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It's time to talk about Danzig for like six hours straight, then design our own custom Ninja Turtle pizzas and ponder millennial midlife crises.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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Length: 1h 10m 33s

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TCB: Episode 383


Posted on May 03, 2019



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We debate the nuances of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' characterization, remember our backyard funerals for our fallen G.I. Joes, and analyze to what extent Playmobil has lost its mind.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Brandon Hunt.

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Length: 1h 2m 13s

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TCB: Episode 382


Posted on Apr 26, 2019



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Ryan tells us about his dad's wedding, Scott shares life hacks for San Francisco weed delivery services, Brian discovers how good Chicago's cuisine is, and we all make fun of each other's recent Amazon purchase history.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott.

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Length: 1h 50s

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TCB: Episode 381


Posted on Apr 19, 2019



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Special guest Lucy O'Brien teaches us about New Zealand, and Wikihow teaches us how to do sex things.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Lucy O'Brien.

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Length: 1h 1m 42s

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TCB: Episode 380


Posted on Apr 12, 2019



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Kristin Van De Yar is back again this week to drop a bombshell on us: She was a Sega kid. Everything makes sense now!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 54m 37s

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TCB: Episode 379


Posted on Apr 05, 2019



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Kristin Van De Yar returns to share her thoughts on Lucky Charms, posterior entertainment, Tinder, and nonsense foods.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Kristin Van De Yar.

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Length: 59m 14s

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TCB: Episode 378


Posted on Mar 29, 2019



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Grocery Outlet is gross, the Mythbusters are wrecking homes, and we make some difficult choices about what food we'd want to be stuck with for an entire year.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 2m 8s

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TCB: Episode 377


Posted on Mar 22, 2019



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Max and Brian do their best to explain the mysteries of the urinal to Jenn. Other topics include the Amish, how to spend a million bucks like an idiot, and true horror stories of public embarrassment.

Starring Brian Altano and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Scoville.

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Length: 1h 25m 13s

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TCB: Episode 376


Posted on Mar 15, 2019



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Since Ryan isn't here to babble endlessly about the Suicide Squad, we take the opportunity to describe our dream superhero movies.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 28s

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TCB: Episode 375


Posted on Mar 08, 2019



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For your listening pleasure, we present the world's most authoritative and expertly curated collection of Hamburglar lore.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 55m 21s

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TCB: Episode 374


Posted on Mar 01, 2019



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We reveal our carefully-thought-out fan cast for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot, hear horror stories about Scott's vacation to a nudist colony, and learn that Ryan has no idea about what a child's birthday party should entail.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 56s

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TCB: Episode 373


Posted on Feb 22, 2019



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We learned more than we bargained for about Max's weird back hair, which is equal parts "werewolf ass" and "police sketch artist's rendition of Satan."

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 30s

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TCB: Episode 372


Posted on Feb 15, 2019



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All hail Jared Petty, King of Ropes!

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 6m 40s

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TCB: Episode 371


Posted on Feb 08, 2019



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It's poopin' day at Scott's house, and guest host Jared Petty is here for the festivities.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jared Petty.

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Length: 1h 7m 18s

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TCB: Episode 370


Posted on Feb 01, 2019



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The Comedy Button: Your most trusted source for the worst smells on Earth.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 55m 17s

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TCB: Episode 369


Posted on Jan 25, 2019



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7-Eleven doesn't have a mascot, so we made up a cool werewolf for them.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 58m 4s

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TCB: Episode 368


Posted on Jan 18, 2019



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We reminisce about our favorite school lunches, quiz Ryan about exactly what the hell a Dungeon Master is, and try to figure out who bought all of the saddest toys at Kay Bee.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 4m 26s

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TCB: Episode 367


Posted on Jan 11, 2019



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Which one of us paid a visit to Ikea on Christmas Eve? Has Scott had relations with his weird sex egg yet? And could Ryan get here in the time that it would take us to fly to Texas and back?

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m 39s

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TCB: Episode 366


Posted on Jan 04, 2019



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Wow, 2019 sure is amazing, isn't it?

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 57m

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TCB: Episode 365


Posted on Dec 28, 2018



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In our best post-Christmas Christmas episode ever, we can't figure out why people eat candy canes, Ryan doesn't have a clue what cream soda tastes like, and we've got some questions about Santa Claus.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 56m 41s

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TCB: Episode 364


Posted on Dec 21, 2018



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We're pretty sure criminals have ruined ski masks for everyone else, forever.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 1m 27s

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TCB: Episode 363


Posted on Dec 14, 2018



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We're here to tell tales from the Caramel Tasting Festival, give you some tips for dealing with stress, and figure out what kind of shoe we'd most like to be.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 7m 17s

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TCB: Episode 362


Posted on Dec 07, 2018



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We're cooking with SPORTS, baby.

Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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Length: 1h 5m 57s

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